Friday, July 8, 2011

Footnote to the Whole Breasted Light Fixture Conspiracy

I have and will continue to investigate the clear and present conspiracy to perpetrate perversion in the form of subversive light fixture designs.
Exhibit 1:
This is the instruction manual for a new fixture we installed to replaced the now infamous wagon wheel (see  http://refinedlikesilver.blogspot.com/2008/09/freudian-chandeliers-and-light-fixtures.html )
It is a lovely design that is neither breasted nor candelaBRA. However you may notice something else:



COME ON!!!!! REALLY!?!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!
Look what I found on our next trip to Home Despot.
Exhibit 2:
What does it all mean? Does the world revolve around women's breasts? It is too ponderous. These plumbing items were beside others with "male" and "female" connectors. They are also in the electrical aisle, male and female plugs. Where will it all end? Is this what sells home improvement products? *Sigh*